they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it
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they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it
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Biggest fantasy? Asked by Anonymous
Seeing two commas in my account balance
This Village Without Roads Is Straight Out Of A Fairytale Book
The village Giethoorn known as the “Venice of the Netherlands” was founded in 1230 and resembles some of the most beautiful fairytale passages. The stunning oddity contains no roads or modern transportation. With the help of canals and 176 bridges, people are able to navigate through its wonders.
Impulsive me wants to sell everything right now and move there.
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Keep this bit of Wolfram Language code in mind next time you’re at the Art Museum.
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Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat
“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”
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one screw to make, one screw up to take
The most beautiful thing I have heard all day and you have the opportunity to hear it too.
One of my faves that was lost to the internet is back
does anyone know the name of this instrument and possibly the source of this video?
its a handpan/hang/hangdrum
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i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm
i am not a person at 8am
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“what’s your favorite position in bed?”
near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging
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future apartment goals:
- small but not cramped
- balcony
- has a bath + shower
- big kitchen
- good wifi
- big windows
- located close to a 24/7 corner storethe bar is…… so low?
and yet it’s nearly impossible
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